For those interested in saving the story Ravi just read, here you go:
This is the story of a country bumpkin type of fellow who goes into the ministry and wants to find a job preaching and thinks he knows the scriptures and so he goes to an interview. And the interviewer says to him, “Well Sam, will you just tell me how much you know about the scriptures? As an example, tell me the story of the Good Samaritan.”
And Sam says, "I will. Yes sir, I will, I will.
Once there was this man travelin’ from Jerusalem to Jericho, and he fell among thorns, and the thorns sprung up and choked him. An’ as he went on he didn’t have no money, and he met the Queen of Sheba, and she give him 10 talents of gold an’ 10 changes o’ raiment. An’ he got into a chariot and drove furiously. And when he was driving under a big juniper tree, his hair caught on a limb of that tree and he hung there many days and many nights, and the ravens brought him food to eat and water to drink, and he ate 5,000 loaves of bread and two fishes.
One night when he was hangin’ there asleep, his wife Delilah come along and cut off his hair, and he dropped and fell on the stony ground. But he got up and went on, and it began to rain, and it rained 40 days an’ 40 nights, an’ he hid hisself in a cave, and he lived on locusts and wild honey.
Then he went on ‘til he met a servant who said, Come, take supper at my house, and he made an excuse and said, No, I won’t. I have married a wife, an’ I can’t go. An’ the servant went out in the highways and the hedges an’ compelled him to come in.
After supper he went on and come on down to Jericho. An’ when he got there he looked up and saw that ole Queen Jezebel sitten’ down way up high in a window. An’ she laugh at him, an’ he say, Throw her down out there, an’ they threw her down out there. An’ he say throw her down again! And they throwed her down again 70 times seven, and of the fragments that remained they picked up 12 baskets full, besides women and children, and they say, ‘Blessed are the piecemakers’. Now, whose wife do you think she will be there on that judgment day?”